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THIS IS WHERE I TALK ABOUT WHAT I DO. STEP. BY. STEP.

Monday[]

STEP 1: TAKE STEROIDS

STEP 2: LIFT APARTMENT BUILDING

STEP 3: RUN ACROSS WORLD WITH DOG

TUESDAY[]

STEP 1: TAKE MORE STEROIDS

STEP 2: LIFT THE WORLD 100 TIMES

STEP 3: DO 10000 SIT UPS, CRUNCHES, ONE HANDED PULL UPS, PUSH UPS AND RUN ON THE TREDMILL FOR A YEAR

WEDNESDAY[]

STEP 1: TAKE EVEN MORE STEROIDS

STEP 2: HAVE SEX WITH EVERY WOMAN IN THE WORLD NON-STOP FOR 2 HOURS EACH

STEP 3: BEAT UP 230 BODYBUILDERS

THURSDAY[]

STEP 1: TAKE MAGIC PROTIEN PILL

STEP 2: GAIN 3000 POUNDS OF PURE MUSCLE

STEP 4: LEARN TO COUNT

FRIDAY[]

STEP 1: DRINK WHISKEY

STEP 2: GET INTO FIGHTS WITH RANDOM STRANGERS

STEP 3: NAP

STEP 4: NAP

SATURDAY[]

STEP 1: NAP

SUNDAY[]

STEP 1: NAP


RINSE AND REPEAT MOTHER FUCKERS










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