THIS IS WHERE I TALK ABOUT WHAT I DO. STEP. BY. STEP.
Monday[]
STEP 1: TAKE STEROIDS
STEP 2: LIFT APARTMENT BUILDING
STEP 3: RUN ACROSS WORLD WITH DOG
TUESDAY[]
STEP 1: TAKE MORE STEROIDS
STEP 2: LIFT THE WORLD 100 TIMES
STEP 3: DO 10000 SIT UPS, CRUNCHES, ONE HANDED PULL UPS, PUSH UPS AND RUN ON THE TREDMILL FOR A YEAR
WEDNESDAY[]
STEP 1: TAKE EVEN MORE STEROIDS
STEP 2: HAVE SEX WITH EVERY WOMAN IN THE WORLD NON-STOP FOR 2 HOURS EACH
STEP 3: BEAT UP 230 BODYBUILDERS
THURSDAY[]
STEP 1: TAKE MAGIC PROTIEN PILL
STEP 2: GAIN 3000 POUNDS OF PURE MUSCLE
STEP 4: LEARN TO COUNT
FRIDAY[]
STEP 1: DRINK WHISKEY
STEP 2: GET INTO FIGHTS WITH RANDOM STRANGERS
STEP 3: NAP
STEP 4: NAP
SATURDAY[]
STEP 1: NAP
SUNDAY[]
STEP 1: NAP
RINSE AND REPEAT MOTHER FUCKERS